The results are in!

Amy asks: Are boys like books because they smell good? Or are boys like sandals because they smell bad? I'm taking a poll. You Respond: mm none of the above. boys are like bread because they get old fast. -Elizabeth well, first, i must call into question the goodsmellingness of a book, because many books are old and get put away and therefore develop a musty smell which is hardly good, and we also have to wonder if this book has ever had coffee or any other beverage spilled on it because that affects it as well but i'll assume you're talking about the new book smell...but overall, i'm gonna have to say boys are more like sandals, simply because if we dont put in a lot of effort to smell good, we're just not going to -Ben (from Project) I'd say boys are like sandals, because it's very rare for me to come across a guy who smells good. he may not necessarily smell bad, but that's more likely than him smelling good. that usually only happens when guys wear cologne -Kathy i am going to have to say that my sandals do not stink.....-Eddie Amy: make your statement and I'll add it in Shawn: make my statement? Your away message said you were taking a poll between two opposing options and I'm voicing for the former of the two Amy: You have to state why Shawn: what was the exact wording of the statement again? Amy: Are boys like books because they smell good? Or are boys like sandals because they smell bad? I'm taking a poll. Shawn: ok, my statement is simple: Shawn: "We hold some things to be self evident"Amy: which one did you vote for? Shawn: the first Shawn: books Amy: *rolls eyes* um... in my humble opinion.... I'd say sandals....... I certainly know I don't smell good usually........... that and all that smelly cologne that some silly boys wear is really icky.......... sometimes..... -Jake (from Project)

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