Guys, this is all you need to know

MILLY Goin' courtin', goin' courtin' Oh it sets your senses in a whirl. Goin' courtin', goin' courtin' Dudin' up to go and see your gal. Oh, it's fun to hunt and shoot a gun, Or to catch a rabbit on the run But you'll find it's twice as sportin' goin' courtin'. Now there's lots o' things you gotta know Be sure the parlor light is low Y' sidle up and squeeze her hand Let me tell you fella's that is grand. You hem and haw a little whileS he gives you kinda half a smile. You cuddle up she moves away Then the strategy comes into play. Goin' courtin', goin' courtin' If you find it hard to break the ice Goin' courtin', goin' courtin' Here's a little feminine advice. Roll your eyes and heave a little sigh. Grunt and groan like you're about to die. That is what's known as emotin' goin' courtin'! BENJAMIN(spoken) How 'bout parkin parlor's darkin' And you're longing for a fond embrace DANIEL(spoken) How 'bout pettin'How 'bout sofa settin' GIDEON(spoken) Suppose she up and slaps your face MILLY(spoken) Just remember "blessed are the meek" (sung)Don't forget to turn the other cheek, Soon you'll both be larkin',Goin' sparkin'? Goin' dancin'? BOYS Goin' dancin'? MILLY At a fancy ball or minuet. Goin' dancin', You'll impress her with your etiquette. FRANK(spoken) You mean that men are learnin' how to dance? MILLY Yes, it came direct from Paris, France It'll help with your romancin' goin' dancin'. BROTHERS Goin' courtin', goin' courtin' Oh, it sees your senses in a whirl Goin' courtin', goin' courtin' Duddin' up to go and see your girl. Oh it's fun to shoot a gun Or to catch a rabbit on the run, But you'll find it's twice as sportin' Goin' courtin'. MILLY(spoken) Keep your fishin' BROTHERS(spoken) And fussin' MILLY(spoken) And fightin' BROTHERS(spoken) And cussin' ALL(spoken) And trappin' (sung)'Cause we're goin' courtin'!

"I went canoeing today..."

*Country Club Calamity* Shane: "I told the groom, 'If you aren't wearing pants, then neither am I!'" Chip: "We still love you, Amy" Amy: "Oh! I forgot." Shane: "And it wasn't even my wedding dress!"

Carrie's debut

Carrie: Hey baby. I like your bonnet.

Prideful People|Broken People

Amy: You'd think we'd get out the worksheet before women's retreat and work really hard so that we could check off all the boxes. Ruth: Nothing like Spiritual Cramming! There, Shawn, is that enough context?

A Special Message from the Muskingum Girlz.

And now introducing "The Jesus Rap"

One day the Lord Jesus Was walkin’ with his homies. Their hair may have been tangled Because they had no combies. Then Jesus went up the hill Just like J-J-J-Jack and Jill. His homies started whinin’ “I want some fine dinin’!” Look at all the peeps- They’re pouring out the streets I have 2 loaves, 5 fishes, “Can this please your dinner wishes?” And then, J-J-J-Jesus Passed out the fish and bread And thousands, thousands, thousands, thousands Thousands then were fed. “Hey Jesus, didn’t we start with a few of each? But we have enough left over to feed Daytona Beach!” “Miracle in a nutshell Word to Yo Mutha Peace”

Words and Music by some Muskingum Girlz who were on my project to Roma.

I'm a verbatim machine

"That's what I get for being overly ambitious-I'm doubly dissappointed" Keri

I'm at it again

I'm taking a poll!! Please answer: If love is a battlefield, then shouldn't it be full of knights? (take that Shawn, mua ha ha) Kathy: it most definitely should Sarah: possibly... what kind of battlefield is it exactly? :-) Amy: The love kind Sarah: my opinion is that if love is a battlefield set in the Dark Ages, then yes, it should be full of knights! :-) Maggie: oh, it should be Shaina (from Diff. Eq.): I agree with the question Neal (from Diff. Eq): Maybe that's why people go on dates in the evening. Katie Jo: certainly makes sense that there should be knights on a battlefield Shawn (via away message): Yes, the battlefield SHOULD be full of knights. But any good strategist will tell you that in war, like football, it is best to dynamically deploy and recall units so that the army is best equipped for the engagement at hand and the recalled troops may be rearmed and have their wounds mended before they fight again. Your turn, my dear Antagonist… Amy: Ok, deer. That was so totally a run-on sentence. Pat: We are young. Heartache to heartache we stand. No promises, no demands. Love is a battlefield.